A Raise!

[Myra]

> > > I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>reasons:
> > >
> > > I do physical labor.
> > > I work at great depths
> > > I plunge head first into everything I do
> > > I do not get weekends off or public holidays
> > > I work in a damp environment
> > > I don't get paid overtime
> > > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
> > > I work in high temperatures
> > > My work exposes me to contagious diseases
> > >
> > > Signed,
> > > The Penis
> > >
> > >
> > > Dear penis,
> > > After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
> > > raised,
> > > the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> > >
> > > You do not work 8 hours straight
> > > You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
> > > You do not always follow the orders of the management team
> > > You do not stay in your allocated position and often visit other areas
> > > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> > > order to start working
> > > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
> > > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing
>the
> > > correct protective clothing
> > > You will retire well before reaching 65
> > > You're unable to work double shifts
> > > You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed
>the
> > > day's work
> > > And if that's not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
>leaving
> > > the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > > The management

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

[Më£ïñÐa]

*spits soda all over the damn place....

*l'fn too hard

[*Leo the Lioness*]

.......i've seen this before, but it's been a while, and it made me crack up all over again *LOL*.......thanks myra *G

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RIP those who died senselessly 9-11-01

[Xenia]

myra...crack me up as always...and i missed ur sigs too



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A life of reaction is a life of slavery,intellectually and spiritually.
One must fight for a life of action,not reaction.

[Genie!]

LMMFAOPIMMFPROTFF* Holds my stomach and sides with tears streaming down my face Im laughing so hard!

Oh dear god, that has been the funniest thing I have seen all day! *LOL* ^5 MYRA!!

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"She Shines Like A Diamond, when she walks into a room. she could Charm the Stars, hypnotize the moon"

[Më£ïñÐa]

[Më£ïñÐa]

[Blazey]

*OMG*....i fell outta my chair..*LMAO*

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[Më£ïñÐa]

*kick it!

[Genie!]

*L* eeewwwwwww. That last pic was kinda grosse. It also looks painful. The term, "Dont get your dick in a knot" fineally has a pic to go along with that meaning*L*

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"She Shines Like A Diamond, when she walks into a room. she could Charm the Stars, hypnotize the moon"